haley says the darnedest things

• Teachers don't have to go potty in school.
• (in the calmest voice) This is my bath and if you're going to be mean you're going to seriously have to leave.
• I know how to kill someone.  (Me: um, how?!) You grab them by the neck and twist it. [proud parent moment, not]
• Sometimes at night, I drink my spit when I'm thirsty.
• I just really liked hugging you. I wish I could hug you all day.
• (while clearing her plate from the table and twisting sideways to wind-up) I'm ready to throw it like a frisbee.
• Me: Haley are you excited for preschool today?  Haley: Not so much.  But I'm excited for Lunch Bunch (the afternoon lunch extension program)
• Is this (my hairdryer) electronics?